apparently male spiders in many species have evolved a behavior to catapult away from females after sex to avoid getting eaten but then many of these spiders will go back to the same females as before and attempt to have sex with them again đ
spiders are incredible itâs baffling to me that people hate them. like are you hearing this.
Itâs that time of the year where police departments start warning everyone about âdrugs disguised as candyâ for Halloween!
And while everyoneâs reaction is usually âhaha theyâre so stupid lol!!â Letâs not forget that this is one of the ways they transparently demonize addicts in order to keep the populace convinced that they are evil, horrible people that deserve to be locked up. They know that citizens will eventually start thinking âhey, theyâre really only hurting themselves, shouldnât they get help instead of being punished?â so in order to keep everyone comfortable with criminalizing drug addiction, they spread the idea that addicts have a secret agenda to turn EVERYONE into addicts, so they just *NEED* to keep them locked up.
âTheyâre coming after our children! Theyâre trying to turn our children into _____!â (Does that sound familiar?)
We need to go harder at humiliating these fuckers every year they keep trying to spread this bullshit.
Before last Halloween there were over 1,400 news stories perpetuating concerns about fentanyl in halloween candy. After last Halloween there were exactly zero reported incidents of fentanyl in halloween candy.
For all my fellow Aussies remember, voting yes in the referendum quite literally means that Indigenous Australians will get a proper spot in parliament. If someone tells you to vote no they are racist, there is no reason why Indigenous Australians shouldn’t be allowed in parliament.
Vote Yes!
VOTE YES!!!!!!
also, “the referendum wont do anything” It’s gonna do a hell of a lot more than what we’ve got now I’m telling you right fucking now
if your not Australian please reblog this, reblogging this will help show this to more Australians who will (hopefully!) vote yes. The people who are on the front lines for voting no are incredibly racist.
The referendum is going to be held on the 14th of October. If you are unable to make it that day remember to apply for early voting. This is something incredibly important, please even if you aren’t australian reblog this
The human body’s response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don’t Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn’t even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
“Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don’t fucking know they’re buried somewhere in the dna. I’m greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we’re doing now.”
Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we’ve got lying around. We’re going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.
“what do you mean we can’t- no, no I don’t give a shit, just get as close as you can. yeah just- yeah like that, that’ll work.”
“Okay guys, someone from the top sent us 50 mls of test. It’s 50 more than the usual production.”
“So, what do we do?”
“I dunno. See if it repeats, then we increase the T.”
“We need to notify the guys at the E factory.”
“Eh, when it is time. Okay, time to clock out for the day…”
